Jasper's time

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017

Jasper's Sister

A real person

Damn, Jasper's Sister really exists

by Notgarret's sister December 13, 2022

Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.

Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.

by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023

Jasper Steamer

When you suck the fart right out of your partners ass hole

Man when I gave rod the Jasper steamer it was wet and hot.

by Dylan Wilson February 24, 2007

Jasper Sterling

Way better than Jonathan Wahab in every measurable statistic.

"Damn Jasper Sterling is far superior to Wahab"

by Anonymous sandwhich thief October 9, 2020

Jasper Sun

The coolest most awesome person in the world, if your name is jasper sun you have an amazing girlfriend who loves you very much.

you are so cool and smart everyone in the entire world loves you and thinks ur rlly cool and handsome!

-Jasper Sun

Hey look at that Jasper Sun he is rocking it today! He gets all them bitches hell ya!

by Jasp.y1234 January 13, 2025

Jasper High School

The closest thing to hell that has ever existed on earth. Althought it only contains freshmen and sophmores, it still has around 3,000 freakishly smart, overachiveing students. The teachers differ, but the homework load is always ludicrous. Kids who are not in at least 1 AP class are labeled mentally handicapped and a GPA below 3.5 is considered blashpemous. But the worst part of jasper is that it is a school divided. 2/3 of the students will go to plano senior for their final years of high school, while the other 1/3 will go to plano west, the rival school. Friends made at jasper are torn apart by the split, and school spirit is non-existant.

kid 1: hey what's your GPA?
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School

by msds203 April 4, 2011