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jaspinda 

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin
bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.
jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020

Jacinda Ardern

An absolute intellectual powerhouse compared to other leaders. She also is the Prime Minister of New Zealand
Guy 1 - Bro, Jacinda Ardern is such a good Prime Minister, she handles everything so well!
Guy 2 - I know right, especially this coronavirus!
Guy 3 - She's such an intellectual powerhouse.
Jacinda Ardern by JammyBoye April 29, 2020
Noun
1. A hypothetical country that is a cross between China and Japan
1. This Chow-Mein Ramen mix came from Japina. Its a sooo good!
Japina by Steven Kincaid March 28, 2009
This is a person who is head strong and very opinionated. She is one who likes to lead and does not take no very well. The most complicated of all the beautiful people.
Her name is Jasinda.
jasinda by lotza Smiles September 3, 2016

Jacinda Adern 

A New Zealand Politician who redefined that nation's political culture by appearing sooo nice that she wont lower herself to actually answer any questions, but simply tilts her head on one side and smiles with an understanding look spreading the watermelon sugar far and wide. She thereby created a race to be nicer than the other politician Karens, thereby claiming the moral high-ground in all debate.

To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.
Justin - is it true that Ed Sheeran asked to sing at Jacinda Adern's wedding?
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.
Jacinda Adern by Louie the Red June 25, 2021
A woman with the perfect balance of sexy, cute, and crazy. Very intelligent and musically gifted. Known for her fabulous curly hair, and great butt. A little on the short side, but still the perfect girl!
"That girl looks super stylin and she knows it, she's such a Jacinda"
Jacinda by Jamaican-Dancer July 10, 2012