Jackfucker

Someone who involitarily acts like an asswipe

You fuckin' Jackfucker!!!
- see asswipe

by Amy December 12, 2003

jackfuckistan

A word used to refer to a country in the middle east that is either too hard to pronounce or unknown.

My pen pal is writing from me from jackfuckistan!

by Mohawk karpet August 6, 2009

jackfuckingass

Someone that was formerly just as jack ass but has pissed everyone off so bad they want have a donkey fuck him/her until they die.

That jackfuckingass is going to die for pissing in the margarita machine.

by creper November 11, 2010

jackwacker

A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).

You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.

by plokmijnuhbygv July 19, 2011

jackfuck

a jackass motherfucker.

Not only is Trailer an ass-eater he is also a jackfuck!

by Dr. Dandoi September 1, 2008

jackfuck

A person who is a mixture of a jackass and a fucker so as they are a super jackass of epic proportions.

Hey, watch where you stick that, jackfuck!

by Vinic March 31, 2003

Jackzacker

A homosexual activity, which involves an individual "Jacking off" a minimum of 10 other gentlemen in a single night/party/event. Only once all 10 men have ejaculated can the act be called a Jackzacker.

Brad: Last night at the club i Jacked off 15 blokes
Shane: thats a great Jackzacker-ing
Brad: yep once I hit 12 my right wrist got sore so I had to use left
Shane: is that a record?
Brad: yep my jackzacker record was 13 not its 15!

by The park 9 pussy pounder January 12, 2017