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A sexy person that likes to get drunk
I want to get lit and be a jakestol
jakestol by Bkurdo2001 May 20, 2018
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Is a fly Mexican kid who is a scammer and rocks a bunch of designers.
Gee look at Jarette, I wish I could be like himone day
jarette by JJGotti May 26, 2017

Jamestown 

Once a bucolic island hamlet of vacation homeowners, townies and affluent islanders. These days the place has become a target of off island investors, and the real estate market has been taken over by flipping, speculation and schadegging.
"Hey let's head down to Jamestown this weekend and throw a block party!" "What kind of a block party could we have when every other house on the street is empty and owned by jackass out of town investors???""Well maybe it will make us all rich some day...to plan B let's all go bar hopping in Newport!"
Jamestown by South County Carrie October 12, 2019
A tall, handsome, and kindhearted guy. Sometime he's socially awkward but you think it's you being awkward because he's so hot. Jarets are known for having brown or dirty blonde hair and a hot body. All the girls are in love with him, especially since he has a nice dick!
Girl 1: Jaret is SOOOOOO hot!
Girl 2:I KNOW RIGHT!!! That truck that hit him most have been awfully big! *looks at Jaret from his elementary years to today*
Jaret by Sass Queen 17 April 23, 2016

Jarestyle 

a term used to describe Jared Letos' ever changing HAIR-STYLE or when you someone changes their hair style/colour so often that it's hard to keep up!
well what do ya know...Jared Leto is rockin ANOTHER new jarestyle!

via Twitter: Have you seen the latest JARESTYLE of @jaredleto?
Jarestyle by Layla_jayla October 12, 2010

Jaretzie 

Jaretzie is a very beautiful girl that every boy wants to be her girlfriend and any boy that has her should keep her I should know I had a jaretzie but I lost her so who ever has a jaretzie should keep her as long as u can
Omg jaretzie is coming Holly good
Jaretzie by Layva October 12, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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