Once a bucolic island hamlet of vacation homeowners, townies and affluent islanders. These days the place has become a target of off island investors, and the real estate market has been taken over by flipping, speculation and schadegging.
"Hey let's head down to Jamestown this weekend and throw a block party!" "What kind of a block party could we have when every other house on the street is empty and owned by jackass out of town investors???""Well maybe it will make us all rich some day...to plan B let's all go bar hopping in Newport!"
A tall, handsome, and kindhearted guy. Sometime he's socially awkward but you think it's you being awkward because he's so hot. Jarets are known for having brown or dirty blonde hair and a hot body. All the girls are in love with him, especially since he has a nice dick!
Girl 1: Jaret is SOOOOOO hot!
Girl 2:I KNOW RIGHT!!! That truck that hit him most have been awfully big! *looks at Jaret from his elementary years to today*
Jaretzie is a very beautiful girl that every boy wants to be her girlfriend and any boy that has her should keep her I should know I had a jaretzie but I lost her so who ever has a jaretzie should keep her as long as u can