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Jared v
Some dumbass who makes hella jokes and is tall. He always think he right, single , and always want to fight. Talks all that but don’t say anything or do anything. But we all love him
Jared v by Rainbow.sprinkles October 12, 2019
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Jared V • Jared Van Houten • jared vanvleet • Jared Venezia • Javed(V) • Jarred Varin • Jaredvin • Jared • jared leto • jared kleinman
Jared Van Houten
In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.
Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.
Jared Van Houten by John Brokowski May 20, 2011
Javed(V)
Me:Wait who’s brookes bf again?
Person 1: Javed obvi
Person 2: wait who?
Person 1: V, but 🤫
Person 2: LMFAOO alr !*goes to tell their friends about Javed(V)*
Person 1: Javed obvi
Person 2: wait who?
Person 1: V, but 🤫
Person 2: LMFAOO alr !*goes to tell their friends about Javed(V)*
Javed(V) by Monalisa111444 February 5, 2023
Jared Venezia
An attractive Italian from Pennsylvania who is very good at skateboarding, networking, playing music, singing, trampolining, and other activities.
Jared Venezia by SEA45 February 25, 2009
jared vanvleet
A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
jared vanvleet by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016
Jarred Varin
A threesome involving three guys, one lays on the ground facing up (the Jarred Varin) while the other two place their dicks in his mouth and drag him across the carpet using only their cocks, until the "Jarred Varin" drowns in semen.
Jarred Varin by Arsene Lupin Boss August 15, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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