A total metrosexual limply hanging on to his denial of homosexuality. Most likely has a Ceaser hair cut and a chew of Copenhagen in his mouth sporting a fresh ass waxing and pedicure.
I work with such a vanvleet.
When are you going to quit being a vanvleet and come all the way out of the closet?
When are you going to quit being a vanvleet and come all the way out of the closet?
by Michael VanVleet January 16, 2007
by manlover1269 March 25, 2010
When you ejaculate with no hands, or any other forms of stimulation while flacid. Inspired by the nut-worthy 3 pointer by VanVleet in game 3 Raptors vs Warriors.
by VanVleet June 6, 2019
A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
by Dictionarywebster April 5, 2016