vanvleet

A total metrosexual limply hanging on to his denial of homosexuality. Most likely has a Ceaser hair cut and a chew of Copenhagen in his mouth sporting a fresh ass waxing and pedicure.

I work with such a vanvleet.
When are you going to quit being a vanvleet and come all the way out of the closet?

by Michael VanVleet December 09, 2008

vanvleet

the practice of fingering one's self anally while masturbating

I walked in and caught Kevin vanvleeting himself.

by manlover1269 March 25, 2010

VanVleet Classic

When you ejaculate with no hands, or any other forms of stimulation while flacid. Inspired by the nut-worthy 3 pointer by VanVleet in game 3 Raptors vs Warriors.

"Look mommy I did a VanVleet Classic! No Hands!"

by VanVleet June 05, 2019

jared vanvleet

A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.

You cheated on me, quit being a Jared VanVleet.

by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016