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'Things ain't quite right'
'We were looking for the theater but we ended up in a really jainky part of town'
jainky by Eileen August 12, 2003
The hilarious and ironic way in which your idiot auto-complete cell phone tries to type the word "karaoke."
(via text) Hey do u wanna go 2 japanke 2moro nite?
Japanke by Breezy-o April 8, 2012
Noun
1. A hypothetical country that is a cross between China and Japan
1. This Chow-Mein Ramen mix came from Japina. Its a sooo good!
Japina by Steven Kincaid March 28, 2009

Happy Japing 

Japing (wanking into an old or new sock) followed by slapping people who are younger round you with this dirty sock. Invented by the 2007 Ryle House Lower 6th. Founded by Joe Carr-Hill
Hey higgins i think we should go happy japing.
Yeah go on that would be a right laugh. I think we should get the 4th form
Great idea you assclown! Now Suck my ridges!
Happy Japing by Assclown United December 12, 2007

Al Japino 

Discovered by the romans, Alinus Japenus was used to describe clunge, a womans vagina. The phrase was later translated into Al Japino. It can be used to describe anything that excitess you, ie guam virgins.
Anal fisting gives me a massive al japino.
Al Japino by the glitter June 8, 2009
An Adj. used to to describe a person place or thing as highly favorable or enjoyable.
That bitches ass is japin like a mother fucker
Japin by Fredd May 2, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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