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Something that looks like an absolute piece of shit but somehow works
Bob:"man I wish the side plates I made didn't look so jaink."

Jeff:"maybe you should get rid of all the rough edges."
Jaink by OfficialGooseStudios December 6, 2020
Words you can keep
Janka is an amazing girl who thinks so little of herself, but she’ll be one of the greatest people you ever know. She beautiful, enough to strike a man dead with one stare. Smarter than all others, able to ace any test. Funnier than the best comedians, making you laugh till you can’t anymore. She will always be there for you and will keep your secrets. She acts so kind and sweet and will care for you no matter what. She says she’s toxic and fake, but don’t believe it. She is better than the kindest of souls. She always talks about how she never deserves any of your care and kindness, but that is just an excuse to give more. Always treat Janka right, and you’ll have the best life ever.
Guy 1: hey have you met Janka?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: she’s so amazing and is one of the greatest friends you’ll ever have.
Janka by JoshTurnerRipOff December 5, 2019

Jank city 

Something that is overwhelmingly janky or a large accumulation of janky items all in the same place.
Her outfit... JANK.. her room JANK...This is jank city!
Jank city by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
Janik is a boy who would do anything for his friends and family. He would never admit it, but he cares more about people than he realizes. He hides his true emotions because he doesn’t want other people to have to deal with it. If you have a Janik in your life hold on tight, if you let go for a second he’ll disappear. Janik likes to keep things simple, structured, and organized, however he is full of surprises. If Janik is comfortable around you you’ll see a whole new person. If you have a Janik in your life you know you can always rely on him to cheer you up and support you, but remember that he needs you as well. Janik never opens up about his emotions unless it’s to someone really close to him, such as a lover, and when he does be sure to take it seriously because he does not do it often. Love Janik with all your heart, because all he really wants is to be loved and cared for.
Janik, don’t forget how much I love you.
Janik by MooseLooksEverywhere May 31, 2021
Jaine is the most amazing, sweet, innocent, and love-able person. She really cares about her friends and will do anything for her friends. Cutest gOrl that you will ever meat🄰 and is very loUd. If you ever get the chance snAtch her and hOld on f o r e v e r.
jaine is looking extra thicc today🄵
Jaine by kAngarOo kA$h July 12, 2019

Jank city 

Something that is overwhelming janky or an accumulation of multiple janky items/people all in the same place.
Her outfit... JANK...her room.. JANK! This is jank city!!
Jank city by Thejankygirls May 15, 2020
Slav Jank is a specific type of video game made in Russia or former Soviet Union satellite states. Slav Jank is known for it's surreal atmosphere, low to moderate quality, and poor localization. Slav Jank often leaves it's players in a state of confusion or emotional disquiet. Examples include "S.T.A.L.K.E.R." "Pathologic" "You Are Empty" and "Kreed."
I played some Slav Jank yesterday, and it really weirded me out.
slav jank by TheAussieBlue July 4, 2020
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