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{From 'Jackass' (n) + 'ian'}

Denizens of Jacassia: a mythical land wherein emotional reaction without thought and discourtesy is highly prized.

Jacassians only value the worldview of other Jacassians. They do not wish to be bothered with reality or logic, but rather prefer indulge in low-level flights of fancy heavily influenced by pop-cultural memes, such as conspiracy theories, Greys, “Chemtrails”, and so forth. Anyone not of this worldview who questions it is considered to be an interloper who *must be attacked*, even if the information the outsider provides is 100% correct.

Their highest concentrations are found in larger urban areas and in online fora.
Those 'Ufologists' are some real Jacassians.

Last night, some drunken Jugalo claimed that I was trying to pick up his woman and took a swing at me, but I opened a can of whoopass on him. What a Jacassian!

Those Wikipedians should go back to Jacassia.
Jacassian by 7-eleven May 21, 2010
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japaster 

an unfortunate string of events; must include an earthquake, tsunami and nuclear meltdown.
Not another Japaster: damn Charlie Sheen.....
japaster by Turdberry April 2, 2011
Japussy is a term used to dis robe for hot Japanese women.
Man I'm going to Japan for business next month. I hope I can get me some hot Japussy when I'm there...they love American Caack...
japussy by Club November 16, 2015
(Javassi) is name of a king

:)he can go through some walls and stones he's brave,trys to make friends,and he's handsome
(Javassi)ran up
javassi by Pøp May 16, 2018
Similar in nature to a "jackass", but more of a limp-wristed jackass. A prime example of a jabass would be Andy Dick. Absolutely obnoxious, annoying, not funny and flamingly gay.
"Hey man, did you see Andy Dick on Conan O'Brien last night?"

"Why would I subject myself to that guy's so-called hilarity. He's a jabass and so are you for liking him."
Jabass by Antler Duffelbag January 31, 2009
One of those nutless anime guys who you just want to tell to grow a pair.
Shinji is such a Japansy!

(Seriously, this guy has no balls. In fact he probably has -1 nuts)