Januweary 

metaphor for 'January' in the northern hemisphere -- referring to the post Xmas season come-down and the dismal weather \ alternative: ‘Januwary’; ‘Januscary’

It’s the same thing every Januweary: last week, bold and merry -- now bleak, cold and scary.

Januweary by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 9, 2012

Januweary 

The sudden exhaustion you feel when you realize the holidays are over and there are no long weekends til Easter.

1. You return to work in January after the Christmas break and are overwhelmed by volumes of work - it can be said that you are "Januweary"
2. You take down the dead Christmas tree and pack up the angels for another year and have to haul them out to the garage and climb the ladder to the loft but you are too weak - it can be said that you are "Januweary"
3. You wake up to find another 2 feet of snow in your driveway from the snowplow and your back is so sore from shoveling that you cannot move - it can be said that you are "Januweary"

Januweary by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Januweary 

Da winter-temps-related fatigue dat you feel at da beginning of da year.

Northerner: I always feel totally Januweary after two or more months of bundling up, stoking da stove, shoveling snow, etc.

Januweary by QuacksO September 28, 2021

Fuck you, it's January

A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.

Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.

Fuck you, it's January by Doggythescholar January 18, 2017

5 january 

This birthday is the coolest of them all.

People born in january is always nice persons, but when your birthday is this one, well, you are a bit cooler than the rest of the people born in January

"I was born on 5 january, so i think i'm better than you"

5 january by Lunafromdenmark September 11, 2020

January 5th 

literally about to be the best day ever i think... if you were born on january 5th , you're pretty or just hot as fuck. also fuck all the other birthdays January 5th is where its at. les get it rn

is your birthday on january 5th? yeah BITCH what abt it

January 5th by chaeluvr666 October 15, 2019

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021