Januwear

Da warm winter duds dat you put on during da first month of da year.

With my weak achy muscles, I prefer to either dress lightly or simply walk around naked, so I super-detest having to don Januwear during da depths of winter.

by QuacksO September 28, 2021

Januweary

metaphor for 'January' in the northern hemisphere -- referring to the post Xmas season come-down and the dismal weather \ alternative: ‘Januwary’; ‘Januscary’

It’s the same thing every Januweary: last week, bold and merry -- now bleak, cold and scary.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 9, 2012

Januwary

That feeling of knowing the new year is going to be as big a shit storm as last year despite that over peppy friend spouting crap like “New year, New me”

Sandra: “2021 is going to be epic. I’m going to get the vaccine, I’m going to go on holiday, New Year New Me babes”
Me: “Fuck off Sandra and be a bit more Januwary. This shit ain’t over. Where’s my wine?”

by Jimmy the Fingers January 16, 2021

Januweary

The sudden exhaustion you feel when you realize the holidays are over and there are no long weekends til Easter.

1. You return to work in January after the Christmas break and are overwhelmed by volumes of work - it can be said that you are "Januweary"
2. You take down the dead Christmas tree and pack up the angels for another year and have to haul them out to the garage and climb the ladder to the loft but you are too weak - it can be said that you are "Januweary"
3. You wake up to find another 2 feet of snow in your driveway from the snowplow and your back is so sore from shoveling that you cannot move - it can be said that you are "Januweary"

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Januweary

Da winter-temps-related fatigue dat you feel at da beginning of da year.

Northerner: I always feel totally Januweary after two or more months of bundling up, stoking da stove, shoveling snow, etc.

by QuacksO September 28, 2021