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the coolest bitch in the world was born and if someone else was born in your year JANUARY 1ST IS OLDER BABY , if your born january 1st ur cooler than all your friends
shit they’re born january 1st that means they’re really cool i wish i could be them
by smartest kid on the block October 18, 2019
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to take an unfortunate loss and turn of events.
"last night took an L, but tonight I bounce back" - Big Sean (2017)
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by urbansammy January 20, 2017
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Well it’s New Years! Time to get a good start. Be yourself 90% for the whole day! Be open (INCLUDING YOU QUIET PEOPLE)
Friend: why is she acting so cute and clumsy today?
Friend 2: well it’s January 1st....
by Bobbie :) December 17, 2019
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yeet you’re least favourite person of a roof day
Lee: hey it’s January 1st today and you’re my least favourite person uwu

Stan: what do you mean?
Lee: just follow me.
(Lee leads Stan to the top of a skyscraper roof)
Stan: *gets yeeted by Lee* AHHH

uwu this is so wholesome
by Dat one weeb UwU October 26, 2019
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New Years Day and also a day all the Bad Bitches was born !
Oh shit it’s January 1 and it’s my birthday bitchhh!
by Lillie badd October 19, 2019
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The baddest Birthday of all!!! New year? New man! New year? New bitch! Get some dick and watch that ball drop... Happy birthday hoe;)
January 1? I heard that’s the best day of the year!
by naughtyclaws101 October 22, 2019
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National kiss your girlfriend day. Tell her that you love her more than she knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with her.
Friend: Do you know what day it is!!!

Me: No what day is it?!
Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your girlfriend day!!
by Gokissheryoustupidboy!!! December 29, 2019
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