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Some guy who thinks every meme is dead but then watches Vine. He plays Pokemon but shames other people for doing so as well, he also has the smallest dick none has ever seen since hes a virgin.
Janoh is gay
Janoh by Danny The Microwave April 26, 2019
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The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.
I was listening to Janhova last night... "Rhythm Nation" is a classic.

Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".
Janhova by JanhovasWitness April 7, 2010
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Janoh janoha janos Janoskian Janhavi Janahi Janah janahan Janoah Janob

Janoy Cresva 

Slap boxing champion, known for his world famous claw strike.
Your skills are subpar compared to Janoy Cresva
She's a pretty lady who is ambitious. Has a curious mind and can have great conversations with the right person . Dislikes boring people and may lose interest in a boring conversation. Can get a little picky sometimes or easily irritated too, but is good at heart. Average kisser but a passionate lover towards a partner she is attracted to. Loves cooking and eating ice cream.
She maybe a little quite but once you get to know her, she is really janhavi
Janhavi by Pseudonymrr July 30, 2020

Janourine 

Janourines are the most amazing people in the world. If you are lucky enough to have a janourine in your life you will find that she is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is funny and intelligent and will be the highlight of your day.
Person 1: Wow, she’s so nice
Person 2: She must be a Janourine
She is the most sweet, smart, witty and BEAUTIFUL girl on the FACE OF THE EARTH. She is the exemplification of everything MAGNIFICENT and PERFECT. A Janhavi usually has a GREAT nose and side profile, AMAZING frizzy hair, BIGGGGGG brown eyes and funky buddha-like-earlobes. Poetry rolls off of her tongue and she is BRILLIANT at EVERY SINGLE THING that she does. She smells like heaven and just the SIGHT of her is enough to make the hairs at the back of your neck TINGLE and give you butterflies in your stomach. Oh, and she has the most MAGNIFICENT hands and feet that you have EVER SEEN.

In short, she's like the best dream you've EVER had and one that you want to hold on to for DEAR LIFE because once you know her, everything else pales.
That Pie was as perfect as Janhavi.
Janhavi by duckman24793 June 25, 2014
v. The act of calling/ hailing a taxi to your general location with the intent of robbing the driver
Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm drunk. Can you call a cab for me?"

Guy 2: "Nah man. Taxis don't come out here anymore because of the recent spike in janoblin'."
Janoblin' by DrD4zzl3 July 15, 2011
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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