Janahan

Ancient Tamil word for a master of Karma Sutra. Comes from the words Jana meaning sex and han, being a shortened name for God.

I heard he did 3 chicks last night, somehow penetrating them all simultaneously.

Wow what a Janahan!

by janaholymotherofsex December 14, 2013

Janahan

Side chick/mistress. The word is derived from Asia and is often used between friends.

The girl/guy is such a Janahan

by KingJulien1234 January 13, 2021

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by fjhhj March 2, 2005

janahan thiru

a mediterranian dish served with ostrich eggs and chilli spices

often paired up with cheese and pretzels

A: Thats interesting, what's that dish called?
B: Janahan Thiru.
A: I'd rather eat the cheese and pretzels

by theboybom June 23, 2009

Janahan

A person who gets high off of bubble tea

Did you get bubble tea again? You're such a Janahan

by Poppops24 September 14, 2022

Janahan

Janahan (pronunciation: Jan-AH-han) is an ancient Tamil word from the Karma Sutra from the terms Jana (meaning sex) and Han (a shortened word for God).

Tamils were noted for their influence on regional trade throughout the Indian Ocean and their religious practice was governed by Gods, also referred to as (loosely translated) Denmark Kings. Janahan was one of seven gods in the multi-discipline of skills. He is known to be the first historical religious figure to have a same sex marriage with Sabbir, the God of Contrariness. Interestingly he was considered to be heterosexual despite the relationship and ancient texts often refer to a feud amongst the Tamil and Denmark gods originating between Jesse, a God known for the “technological advancements” of his time and the 4 desirable maidens over which they fought.

Have you been to The Sun recently? I hear that blonde chick picked up a total Janahan.

by drunkmelissamccarthy February 3, 2021