Janitizer

The sexual act of thoroghly sanitizing a males penis with excessive cock thirsty swirling , slaping, toungue lashing motions while masaging the scrotum with tie chi fingers without bridgework poping out of her good ole boy crack hoe mouth.....

Hey i just met this mixalogist, she gave me the best janitizer i ever had, until her teeth popped out and i accidentailly stepped on them.......

by DanTheImpailer November 1, 2020

hand sanitizer kink

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans

person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one

by kappakappa October 4, 2021

Hand Sanitizer

The most expensive thing during the corona virus

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

by RogueAssassin March 5, 2020

hand sanitizer

A product that helps you discover new cuts you never knew you had.

I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.

by Jeremy X Universe March 22, 2016

sand hanitizer

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.

"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"

by gummygoodness September 26, 2012

hand sanitizer

Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.

I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.

by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 25, 2009

Hand Sanitizer

Liquid gold in today’s society.

Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.

by Not All Heroes Wear Drapes March 29, 2020