janitizered

Its Like ..Hey ive been at this petting zoo after hours before moment....or your at 31 flavors but you know youve had 32 flavors, but just cant place what movie theater it was...Its also when your favorite blow up doll starts talking shit to you cause your blowing her wrong....Its that feeling after a rusty epilady is thrown into your manscaping and catches your balls too.....All in all....If its horrific, hedonistic, a splash of bdsm, or unbearably disfunctional....youve been janitizered...and heres your sign..

Did you see that dildo stuck in that mans ear, an epilady hanging from his nuts, and that blow up bitch doll up his ass....hes been janitizered...hard...by dan the impaler...

janitizered by DanTheImpailer January 2, 2021

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Janitizer

The sexual act of thoroghly sanitizing a males penis with excessive cock thirsty swirling , slaping, toungue lashing motions while masaging the scrotum with tie chi fingers without bridgework poping out of her good ole boy crack hoe mouth.....

Hey i just met this mixalogist, she gave me the best janitizer i ever had, until her teeth popped out and i accidentailly stepped on them.......

Janitizer by DanTheImpailer November 1, 2020

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janitizered • Janitizer • janitizerism • Hand Sanitizered

janitizerism

Janitizer, certified sexveducator and coach, states, if a sexual partner .or one in consideration cannot assert their sexual lust and thirst for nipple orgasm by carressing, pinching and rubbing an errect penis between her breasts in a thrusting motion. and in addition to an impromptive slapping of the nipples with the mushroom head of a fully errect male cock....WINNING

Hey, i seen this guy limping down the street, and i could tell he was a victim of a janitizerism, because his severed manjunck was sitting on an alter dedicated to feminazies and wild cock terrorists who work for the little bus dicklickers

janitizerism by DanTheImpailer December 26, 2020

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Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

Hand Sanitizered by grimygirl October 4, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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