janitizered

Its Like ..Hey ive been at this petting zoo after hours before moment....or your at 31 flavors but you know youve had 32 flavors, but just cant place what movie theater it was...Its also when your favorite blow up doll starts talking shit to you cause your blowing her wrong....Its that feeling after a rusty epilady is thrown into your manscaping and catches your balls too.....All in all....If its horrific, hedonistic, a splash of bdsm, or unbearably disfunctional....youve been janitizered...and heres your sign..

Did you see that dildo stuck in that mans ear, an epilady hanging from his nuts, and that blow up bitch doll up his ass....hes been janitizered...hard...by dan the impaler...

janitizered by DanTheImpailer January 2, 2021

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Janitizer

The sexual act of thoroghly sanitizing a males penis with excessive cock thirsty swirling , slaping, toungue lashing motions while masaging the scrotum with tie chi fingers without bridgework poping out of her good ole boy crack hoe mouth.....

Hey i just met this mixalogist, she gave me the best janitizer i ever had, until her teeth popped out and i accidentailly stepped on them.......

Janitizer by DanTheImpailer November 1, 2020

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janitizered • Janitizer • janitizerism • Hand Sanitizered

janitizerism

Janitizer, certified sexveducator and coach, states, if a sexual partner .or one in consideration cannot assert their sexual lust and thirst for nipple orgasm by carressing, pinching and rubbing an errect penis between her breasts in a thrusting motion. and in addition to an impromptive slapping of the nipples with the mushroom head of a fully errect male cock....WINNING

Hey, i seen this guy limping down the street, and i could tell he was a victim of a janitizerism, because his severed manjunck was sitting on an alter dedicated to feminazies and wild cock terrorists who work for the little bus dicklickers

janitizerism by DanTheImpailer December 26, 2020

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Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

Hand Sanitizered by grimygirl October 4, 2017

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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