janitizered 

Its Like ..Hey ive been at this petting zoo after hours before moment....or your at 31 flavors but you know youve had 32 flavors, but just cant place what movie theater it was...Its also when your favorite blow up doll starts talking shit to you cause your blowing her wrong....Its that feeling after a rusty epilady is thrown into your manscaping and catches your balls too.....All in all....If its horrific, hedonistic, a splash of bdsm, or unbearably disfunctional....youve been janitizered...and heres your sign..

Did you see that dildo stuck in that mans ear, an epilady hanging from his nuts, and that blow up bitch doll up his ass....hes been janitizered...hard...by dan the impaler...

janitizered by DanTheImpailer January 2, 2021

Janitizer 

The sexual act of thoroghly sanitizing a males penis with excessive cock thirsty swirling , slaping, toungue lashing motions while masaging the scrotum with tie chi fingers without bridgework poping out of her good ole boy crack hoe mouth.....

Hey i just met this mixalogist, she gave me the best janitizer i ever had, until her teeth popped out and i accidentailly stepped on them.......

Janitizer by DanTheImpailer November 1, 2020

janitizerism 

Janitizer, certified sexveducator and coach, states, if a sexual partner .or one in consideration cannot assert their sexual lust and thirst for nipple orgasm by carressing, pinching and rubbing an errect penis between her breasts in a thrusting motion. and in addition to an impromptive slapping of the nipples with the mushroom head of a fully errect male cock....WINNING

Hey, i seen this guy limping down the street, and i could tell he was a victim of a janitizerism, because his severed manjunck was sitting on an alter dedicated to feminazies and wild cock terrorists who work for the little bus dicklickers

janitizerism by DanTheImpailer December 26, 2020

Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

Hand Sanitizered by grimygirl October 4, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022