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Janet's Junkies 

A band with 3 members, who have upcoming singles and albums!
Have you heard the new the Janet's Junkies song?

janet jackson's breast 

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show
Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.
janet jackson's breast by laurie February 2, 2004

janet jackson's breast 

silicone filled and covered with silver sun nipple ring.
look at that over weight gay dude,, he has a janet jackson breast

janet jackson's breast 

Janet Jackson has a huge ass tittie
I wanna squeez Janet jackson's breast
janet jackson's breast by ac February 9, 2004

Jane's friend 

a. A "friend" that Jane uses to pleasure herself.

b. A commonly used nickname that Jane, and women alike,
use for their vibrator.

c. A device that Jane uses when dick is not around.
"Jane's friend is always there when she needs it."

Sally: "What is Jane going to do while her boyfriend is out of town for a whole month?!"
Mary: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure Jane's friend will keep her company."

"Every Jane needs a friend and every dick is a friend of Jane's."
Jane's friend by Jane's friend March 31, 2012

Jane's Addiction 

Band formed in L.A. in the 80s consisting of Perry Farrell, Dave Navarro, Stephen Perkins, and Eric Avery. Perry's band before this was Psi Com. A great band that redefined the rock genre. Their biggest hits were Been Caught Stealing (which they won an award at the MTV VMAs) and Jane Says. Flea from RHCP played for them in one of their reunion albums, Kettle Whistle, and Chris Chaney was their new bassist on Strays. All members have done their own projects aside from Jane's Addiction which are all good. A band not to be overlooked in any way. The name comes from Perry Farrell's old roommate Jane Bainter who had a bad heroin addiction and it became the name of their band. Other influences include girlfriends Casey Niccoli and Xiola Bleu and, of course, many other things in Perry's life. A great band, the best I know.
I have an addiction to Jane's Addiction. Please don't send me to rehab. I love it. Jane Says...
Jane's Addiction by Enzo Ferrelli October 1, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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