laurie's definitions

forbidden pleasure

the fruit of a fine gentleman

he has the most unforbidden anatomy tool

by laurie May 13, 2005

chuff

An onamatopeia for the noise an old steam engine makes.


(The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition)

"Chuff chuff chuff went the little train as it toiled up the hill"

by Laurie July 19, 2006

ravin'

meaning really excited

omgod!!!! i am so ravin to this weekend!!

by Laurie January 20, 2005

janet jackson's breast

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show

Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.

by laurie February 2, 2004

felch

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.

Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies

by Laurie August 23, 2004

keyboard cheese

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.

Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?

by Laurie March 10, 2005

hoo hoo

A little kid's word for "vagina, pussy, bajingo, love hole, etc."

Mommy, my hoo hoo is growing hair on it. What's wrong with me?

by Laurie November 27, 2002