janetism

A disease which makes your spelling worse when typing, making your texts harder to read.

OMG, your janetism got so much worse after getting that new phone case!

by The Founder of Janetism January 1, 2016

janeism

(jane-izm) A phrase or gesture which is unintentionally sexual in nature. Originated in Woods of Westlake circa 2004.

1. "Bees boring into holes." (original janeism, said while thrusting index finger into two fingers on other hand made into a circle).
2. "I'll choke down anything."
3. "This thing is so hard." (said while licking the side of a big frozen banana)

Nearly all of the women of WOW have said at least one janeism ... some many more than one.

by RW-80 June 25, 2008

Anti-janelism

A movement against anyone by the name of Janel. A person named Janel exhibits disturbing behavior such as braiding leg hair, screaming uncontrollably, and using benzoyl peroxide face wash. Their usual habitat is the gym—if u go there be careful!! This movement’s main goal is to eliminate any menace named by janel because they do nothing but scare people and eat ass while doing it.

“Why do you avoid Janel?”

“I’m belive in Anti-janelism and you should too…it’s the right side of history”

by z-bar27 May 12, 2022

Janesism

A word or phrase used or created by William Norman Janes, Jr. A type of Trademark.

My latest Janesism is a new Dog Breed called a Malinoodle. A cross between a full blooded Malinois and full blooded Labradoodle.

by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023