janetism

A disease which makes your spelling worse when typing, making your texts harder to read.

OMG, your janetism got so much worse after getting that new phone case!

janetism by The Founder of Janetism January 1, 2016

janeism

(jane-izm) A phrase or gesture which is unintentionally sexual in nature. Originated in Woods of Westlake circa 2004.

1. "Bees boring into holes." (original janeism, said while thrusting index finger into two fingers on other hand made into a circle).
2. "I'll choke down anything."
3. "This thing is so hard." (said while licking the side of a big frozen banana)

Nearly all of the women of WOW have said at least one janeism ... some many more than one.

janeism by RW-80 June 25, 2008

Anti-janelism 

A movement against anyone by the name of Janel. A person named Janel exhibits disturbing behavior such as braiding leg hair, screaming uncontrollably, and using benzoyl peroxide face wash. Their usual habitat is the gym—if u go there be careful!! This movement’s main goal is to eliminate any menace named by janel because they do nothing but scare people and eat ass while doing it.

“Why do you avoid Janel?”

“I’m belive in Anti-janelism and you should too…it’s the right side of history”

Anti-janelism by z-bar27 May 12, 2022

Janesism 

A word or phrase used or created by William Norman Janes, Jr. A type of Trademark.

My latest Janesism is a new Dog Breed called a Malinoodle. A cross between a full blooded Malinois and full blooded Labradoodle.

Janesism by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016