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To go or wander somewhere casually.

You can't just jander on in like that, you need to register first!

jander by keanu2020 June 30, 2019

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jander

a man hoe

jander is a man hoe

jander by frm14 May 15, 2018

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Jander

Always right and never wrong.

Jander said it so it must be right.

Jander by Cherub_06 August 19, 2023

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junderpants

jeans that are purposefully cut off short to be worn as underpants.

This never-nude wears junderpants in the shower.

junderpants by TimmerOU812 June 25, 2012

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janner-klausner

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.

Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!

janner-klausner by Natan french June 15, 2009

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Junky Janker

A Junky Janker will make any video known to man he also sounds like a cat, specifically a blue one, or that one kid from that was in that zombie show

"WOOAH HEY GAMERS IT'S ME JUNKY JANKER, and as you can probably tell I'm not home right now!"

Junky Janker by Waluigi69 July 22, 2019

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Jankerbating

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.

soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."

Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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