1. A model rocket shaped like a sperm.
2. Bukkake
3. A man named James that has 'super-sperm' that is able to impregnate any woman under any circumstance
2. Bukkake
3. A man named James that has 'super-sperm' that is able to impregnate any woman under any circumstance
by cumminsonson September 2, 2010
Get the Jamesperm mug.Closely related to humans, this beast is believed to descend from a cross between apes and some form of yeti. It has an insatiable lust for women and food, and is known to consume enough alcohol to tranquilize a rhinoceros. It has unpredictable behavior and has never been captured on film, due to the fact that it eats any nature documentary personnel on sight. If ever in contact with one of these creatures, one is advised to exercise extreme caution. Slowly backing away may work, but due to the Jamesernaut's unpredictability, it may leave passer-bys alone, or attack them viciously with no remorse, and has been known to kill for sport rather than food. Any sudden movements can be highly dangerous. It has displayed acts of endearing loyalty towards family members and those who qualify as non-threatening. Its loyalty does allow for superb wingmanship, as it has no biased towards a female's negative qualities. Jamesernaut does not call back. Rumors say that if an acceptable gift is offered to the beast, it will rescind its hostility and allow for a safe retreat. Alcohol seems to work the best, however, it increases chaotic thoughts in the beast's mind and the possibility of an attack presents itself. There is no guarantee. Jamesernaut is listed under the top ten animals to just stay the fuck away from at all costs.
"What's that sound?"
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>
"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>
"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."
"I dunno....let's get outta here."
"OH SHIT ITS THE JAMESERNAUT!"
<everyone is dead>
"Wow this is good beer."
"Hell yeah man, not that expensive either."
"What's rustling in that tree?"
<drops from tree> *Thwump!*
"HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THAT?!?"
"I dunno, just give it something!"
"Umm...here, take this beer."
<gulps beer> "BWLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
"Dude let's just go while it's distracted."
"Hell yeah fuck this!"
<Jamesernaut proceeds to eat all the food left behind>
"Wow those chicks are hot."
"Yeah but they brought their fat friend."
"Damn it. I know!...Jamesernaut!"
"Right! Hey! Jamesernaut!"
<HRMMM??>
"Wanna fuck that fat chick?"
<Hmmm........BYAAHAAHH>
"Awesome we are in business."
by pau pau August 25, 2009
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The North-Shore version of The Hamptons situated on the Great Peconic Bay of New York's Long Island. Known for it's exclusive private drives right on the water and Duffy's Deli. During the winter, it's pretty much dead; but during the summer all the smart upper middle-class New Yorker's flock here in half the time it takes to reach The (overrated) Hamptons. Known as "out east" by those who are lucky enough to get a summer rental or actually own a house there.
Tanger Outlet Mall is fifteen minutes away, and the late-night summer parties on the beach last until the end of August. During the day, you can lay on a sun-drenched private beach or play volleyball on an equally less crowded town beach.
Overall, it's a friendly summer colony where the new breed of inner Long Island's wealth is calling home from late June to early September, and for a good reason.
Tanger Outlet Mall is fifteen minutes away, and the late-night summer parties on the beach last until the end of August. During the day, you can lay on a sun-drenched private beach or play volleyball on an equally less crowded town beach.
Overall, it's a friendly summer colony where the new breed of inner Long Island's wealth is calling home from late June to early September, and for a good reason.
"Oh I'm going to The Hampton's for the 4th! So fetch."
"Lame. I'm heading out to South Jamesport for the fireworks show over the bay."
"You have a house out there? So jeal!"
"Lame. I'm heading out to South Jamesport for the fireworks show over the bay."
"You have a house out there? So jeal!"
by Blue_Blood January 19, 2012
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Get the South Jamesport mug.A big scary fucker that consumes inhuman amounts of food and alcohol. Sightings have been recorded since the mid 80's, and daddys are warned to hide their daughters.....or their wives.
by pauldmic1 October 17, 2008
Get the Jamesernaut mug.Jasperm is the seed produced by the one and only Jasper. Jasperm is strong like red bull. It will give you wings and make you feel full of happiness. But withdrawal from Jasperm will lead to the following:
Suicide
Anger
Rage
Homicide
Diarrhea
Butt hurt
Heart attack
Stroke
Cancer
Instant death is rare.
Suicide
Anger
Rage
Homicide
Diarrhea
Butt hurt
Heart attack
Stroke
Cancer
Instant death is rare.
by DADDYFURR October 7, 2021
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