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Jesper Dichmann 

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.
Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

Jesper Fahey 

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A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows

One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn
Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah
Jesper Fahey by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

Jestermaxxing 

When someone goes out of their way to be funny to make people like them, but most of their "jokes" is just making themselves look like a fool and an idiot just like a jester.
Well looks like Toby is jestermaxxing again. Poor guy has no idea people are laughing at him not with him.
Jestermaxxing by DynamicMutch April 1, 2023
Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.
Damn is your name Jesper? Because those are the biggest muscles I have ever seen.
Jesper by taibwo921 December 12, 2016

Jesperi Kotkaniemi 

Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.
"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"

"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
Awesome, cool, epic, the emperor of awesomeness.
dude, look what an awesome thing that guy did! he can only be a Jesper.
Jesper by Jinky24 November 30, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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