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Jesper Dichmann
Jesper Dichmann by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019
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Jesper Fahey
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A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows
One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn
A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows
One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn
Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah
Jesper Fahey by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021
Jestermaxxing
When someone goes out of their way to be funny to make people like them, but most of their "jokes" is just making themselves look like a fool and an idiot just like a jester.
Well looks like Toby is jestermaxxing again. Poor guy has no idea people are laughing at him not with him.
Jestermaxxing by DynamicMutch April 1, 2023
Jesper
Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.
"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"
Jesperi Kotkaniemi by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.