A sideman

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You will quite often find the James Robert ready whether you are or not.

He usually goes out 2-3 times a day and gets friendzoned on all of these occasions

wilds a guitar

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James Roberts shows soggy or moist behavior.
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A drug addict, dumbfuck, piece of shit, controlling, asswipe, spawn of Satan, sack of lowlife shit, and an abusive fuckboi.
James Robert Gregory is such an asshole.
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he is an absolute lad with a penis ranging from 100 - 110 inches. also he is well fit and has at least 5 girls on him at a time.
person 1: look its maximilian james robert haley!
person 2: you dont say look how many girls their are... and the size of those trousers!
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