When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop
I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle
A tall, handsome demigod. Man from hip up, God from hip down. A Jamaar is usually very intelligent and grounded. He can get along with everyone. However, If a Jamaar doesn't like you, you will know it. A Jamaar is a kind individual with a hard exterior, yet soft middle. He is a good friend and even better listener. He doesn't tend to dwell in the presence of fools. Jamaars mate for life but are extremely picky about who they choose to settle down with. They often choose royalty to consort with. They are known to produce impressive offspring as a result of their perfect "D's" If you have a Jamaar hold onto them, they are valuable and will provide a lifetime of enjoyment.
meaning heart or soul
origin:afghan
Janaan will be one of most rare and amazing girl you will ever get to meet.
If you meet a Janaan, you are a VERY lucky person.
She keeps it real, best sense of humor, and amazing exotic looks.
BIG HEART, juicy bootay! one of a kind all the way.
she will blow you away.
Can pull off a belly ring quite nicely.
A Janaan will be a real friend, always there when you need her. always down for a good time. her friends are what keep her motivated. may be quiet at first but once you get deeper and break the ice you won't ever regret it! Janaans' are always a keeper!!!!!!
person 1: hey janaan, i need a sober driver tonight, you down?
Janaan: hell yes, i'd rather you be safe than sorry!
person1: wow janaan thanks!!!
Jamane is a unique name for an athletic young man that went through alot of hardships throughout his childhood that he had to fight to make it to the top.
Jamane is a example of how you can do any thing if you pit your mind to it
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.