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jalli<3 tapesbyalli and quackhrs best duo!! 6 months going strong tbh, they better meet up or i’ll go absolutely bonkers😒
person 1: *sees jalli edit* AW i wish i had their friendship😢
person 2: what’s jalli??
person 1: tapesbyalli and quackhrs best duo duh!!!
jalli by tapesbypiss October 19, 2021
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1. Shes a girl who everyone is jealous of... sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold, although she might seem bulletproof, shes caring && sensitive on the inside.
2. A girl who isnt afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, shes a heart breaker. A girl who wont settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesnt need a man to have fun.
3. She the friend you call at 2a.m. when you need someone to tell you that everything is going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, && hella fun.
Jailine
jailine by BigButtycx December 15, 2013
She Is Very Beautiful & Outgoing . She Tells It Like It Is Even If It Hurts You. She May Be Quiet , But Try Her , & She Will Blow Up On You ! She Also Has A GREAT Fashion Sense. ! ;)
Jalicia C. Is My BEST Friend
jalicia by Jaylyn B. November 27, 2013
Jahlia is normally tall with dark curly hair and dark eyes. She is beautiful inside and out, she finds opening up to people difficult but once she does you never want to leave her side. She's the best friend you could ever ask for. She's normally very shy and quiet when you first meet her but once you become friends she's a completely different person, she's very talented in music and sings amazing, her favorite colors are normally black,blue, and purple. As for love life goes she is very independent and doesn't like guys easily and doesn't think she needs one but once she does she thinks twice about not needing a guy. all in all she's an amazing person.
Robby: Oh. Look at those thotties.
Jerome: While you look at them I be looking at Jahlia
Jahlia by Jennifer Shai April 15, 2015
Tall,smart,beautiful, one of the best smiles In the world. From the moment you get to know her, you'll always want to be with her. Also if you stay on the phone long enough with her shell usually start to sing. And you could never forget her because, just like her name. She is one In a million :)
Jaleigh
Jaleigh by R-Mexican October 12, 2013

Jailitis 

When a prisoner, while on his way to jail/at jail, all of sudden has 'difficulty breathing', 'extremely high blood pressure' or some other form of bogus medical condition. The prisoner by law must be taken to a comfortable hospital bed with free food to by cleared medically. This can often take hours - thus avoiding a cold cement cell a period of time.
"I was a block away from the jail when my prisoner got a case of 'jailitis'. I was stuck sitting at the hospital with him for 4 hours.
Jailitis by moneyman123 June 30, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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