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Jallissa is a really good person, she is a generous person, she's funny, she's someone you can talk to, and she's a bad bitch. she can take your man in a real quick second but if she has a man she can be really loyal and loving. she is always thriving. she throws shade but no intentionally. she knows how to make you laugh and she knows how to take a joke. there is no one like Jallissa , she is a one of a kind person. she not the type of person to be waiting for you because she doesn't need other people because she stands out on her own. she has a beautiful smile. she usually thinks she looks like a bum but she always looks good. she cares about her future and is very talented and isn't afraid to speak her mind:)
jallissa is such a baddie and such a good friend i can't believe she's a real person
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Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
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The name Jalissa means of noble kind. Jalissa's are kind, caring, and intelligent. They are usually are silly and carefree but, at times they can be serious and to themselves. Their most defining quality is their dedication to the things they care about.
Last night I went out with Jalissa and got completely wasted but, she fed me and took me home. I can always count on her to be there for me.
Jalissa by j12622 May 4, 2014
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect. Jalissa is the type of girl who deserves the world she is perfect in every way possible and she can fix or change relationships for people good or bad she will be the spotlight when she wants to be and can change people and what they think about her she is always there for everyone so if you Have a Jalissa in your life you are very lucky to have her.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine and she a bad bitchhh!
Jalissa by itsme_bitchhhh March 27, 2019
a fucking goat holy shit. she’s literally the most goated goat you’ll ever meet in your life. also she can kick anyone’s ass immediately so don’t mess with her. especially if you’re a pussy
wow is that jalissa?? literally the best
Jalissa by vrooomskrtskry April 22, 2019
The most loving person you could every meet. She will never tell your secrets. Hot
Guy1:guess who scored a 100 on the test guy2:Jalissa duh
Jalissa by Peanut222 October 29, 2019
An attractive female who has a kind heart and willing to give the shirt off her back if you mean anything to her. She is head strong and a take charge type of person. When she walks in the room she gains a lot of attention. She will knock your socks off your feet when engaging sexually with her. She is funny, smart, and sexy. Don’t get on a Jalissa’s bad side. She can be a female devil.
Oh man, Jalissa knocked my socks off last night. She’s a freak.
Jalissa by Bnjf16 November 20, 2018
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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