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The gift of the conglomeration of Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen's names. The marriage of these two people is like the icing on a beautiful chocolate cake. And I don't kid when it comes to chocolate cake. Contrary to popular belief, the EdwardxBella couple are NOT the best couple. They don't even make a nice conglomerated name! Edlla. Belward. It just sounds stupid.
Don't you wish Twilight was based around Jalice? The EdwardxBella vibe is completely irrational and obsessive. It's kind of sickening.
Jalice by mei-lin jene April 17, 2009
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Jalize • JALIE • Jalice • jalise • jaizeli • jalien • jalieris • Jalierry • Jalisea • Jaylize
A beautiful hood princess, high standards, family orientated, doesn't take no shit from anyone
Jaliza is an amazing girl
jaliza by Spicey March 14, 2017
A great person. She loves to help people and create art. With here amazing art skills, extrovertish personality, and high pitch voice she is likely to capture the hearts of those who she meets. Despite her positive attitude, she is very sensitive to bullying and is also vulnerable to people with more violent personalities. Cherish a Jaizelle if you meet one. They are rare as the name isn't used a lot.
A: "I just met Jaizelle!"
B: "You met a JAIZELLE!? Did you befriend her?"
A: "Yeh, we're going to hangout tomorrow."
B: "Jaizelles are more rare that shiny pokemon. You better hold on to her."
jaizelle by I sy you March 15, 2020
Hot ass big booty queen
She don't take shit from no one. She always puts her friends first.
Any guy would love to be with her.
Jaliesa's are usually ass beaters and short and aggressive. Little cute selves.
Most Jaliesa's know how to fight and will always confront anyone who's talking shit.
Albert: Bro did you hear about Jaliesa!?
Tony: Yeah dude, she just beat this girls ass.
Albert: I would love to get with that short ass cutie.
Tony: Yeah man, any of us will.
jaliesa by ThotBuster87 March 4, 2016
"Jalice" is the merging of the two names of the charaters Jasper and Alice from the Twilight saga. It represents their relationship as a married couple, and to some people, Jalice are the only reason to read and/or watch the overall mundane Twilight saga as they are the only characters and couple in the series who make the saga interesting.
"Jalice are the only reason I can bare to sit through the Twilight Saga."

"Twilight should have been about Jalice instead of the awkward Bella and Edward."

"Team Jalice Forever!"

"Some Jalice fanfictions are much better than the whole twilight saga put together."
Jalice by Jalice fan! August 3, 2012
A dynamite and sexy person, with magnificent and far-spanning creative talents.
How do you constantly come up with these wonderful ideas? You are such a Jaline!
jaline by AvsC January 28, 2005
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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