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jal pudi by jiminycrik May 28, 2011
Jalph
Human 1: do you like jalph?
Human2:isn't that a ship between two twelve year old who tried to kill eachother?
Human 1:yeah!
Human2: do you ship that?
Human 1:yep
Human two: ok then......😳
Human 1: JALPHHH AHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHH 😩😤😭😄😏😣😅😁
Human2:isn't that a ship between two twelve year old who tried to kill eachother?
Human 1:yeah!
Human2: do you ship that?
Human 1:yep
Human two: ok then......😳
Human 1: JALPHHH AHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHH 😩😤😭😄😏😣😅😁
Jalph by Jalph_shiper21 May 23, 2020
Jalping
Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.
"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."
"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"
"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"
Jalping by J. Freeman May 19, 2006
Jalph
Jalph by connorwrightsbrother January 11, 2009
Jalp
A jalp is a pushy bum who hassles you for money or squares. The jalp usually uses three methods, outright demanding money, using a bunk story about some absurd misfortune to cover up the fact that they're going to use the money for booze/crack, or trying to sell you some stolen goods/drugs/secondhand porn for money.