Jal-P 

Redneck for “Did y’all pee?”

Momma said “Jal-P?” when we fixin’ to go to mudding.

Jal-P by Unstuck Politics April 27, 2024

jal pudi

Wet pussy

That girl is so horny shes a jal pudi.

jal pudi by jiminycrik May 28, 2011

Jalph 

The ship between the characters Jack and Ralph from Lord of the flies

Human 1: do you like jalph?
Human2:isn't that a ship between two twelve year old who tried to kill eachother?
Human 1:yeah!
Human2: do you ship that?
Human 1:yep
Human two: ok then......😳
Human 1: JALPHHH AHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHH 😩😤😭😄😏😣😅😁

Jalph by Jalph_shiper21 May 23, 2020

Jalping 

Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.

"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."

"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"

Jalping by J. Freeman May 19, 2006

Jalpe 

Slang for nasty.

That food is so Jalpe!

Jalpe by JalpeAndHanbolLover November 25, 2022

Jalph 

A boy/girl with blonde hair palle skin and freckles.

Who wants to go beat the shit out of that Jalph!

Jalph by connorwrightsbrother January 11, 2009

Jalp 

A jalp is a pushy bum who hassles you for money or squares. The jalp usually uses three methods, outright demanding money, using a bunk story about some absurd misfortune to cover up the fact that they're going to use the money for booze/crack, or trying to sell you some stolen goods/drugs/secondhand porn for money.

"Hey man, I was just on the northside and ten mothas jumped me and hit me with a pipe and then my mom died and then my car broke down, can I have twenty dollars? I'll pay you back next week when I get my inheritance."

"Get out of here, you jalp!"

"Wanna buy an Ipod? Twenty dollas"

"Okay"

Jalp by J Freeman June 19, 2006