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Jalpesh is the definition of a person with a hard exterior, however is the warmest person you’ll ever meet on the inside. He is fun loving, the most caring person and tries to be the life of the party but cannot catch up to his girlfriend. You should consider yourself lucky if you come across the rare gem that is a Jalpesh
jalpesh by Brits tits November 23, 2021
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Girl 1: omg is that jalpesh
Girl 2: yes it is
jalpesh by man_786 January 15, 2022
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Bipolar, crazy, and loving person. She always keep herself nice and she make people smile
Look at the women she such a Jalesha
jalesha by White. Boy March 14, 2017
Jaleesha,
Girls named that are Jaleesha are known to be loyal. They are very creative, loves drawing and listening to music on free time . They are rare females, a great person to talk to and also very open minded. If you happen to find she girl named "Jaleesha" marry her right away before she finds someone else
I need a Jaleesha right now in my life
Jaleesha by Hello babe!!! November 4, 2017
A guy that is usually asian. He doesn't care how he looks. A lot of girls like him but he has no idea. He rarely likes anyone and if he likes them then the girl is hot.
Girl:Look at that japesh he's so so hot
Girl2:I know right I just wish I could fuck him
Girl: He probably has a really big dick
Girl2: I have a small pussy hole but it would feel so good. Kind of like when you stretch probably.
Girl: I wonder how his dick tastes
Girl2: probably tastes like a japesh's dick. Damn I just wanna fuck him so badly, I can almost imagine him without his clothes and him squeezing my boobs and licking my vigin. It would feel so good.
Jalesha is a cute friendly person who as a crazy parents she loves a music and art she admires kids and people she nice she hates making people mad she likes when people compliment her and she does not care What people say about her she will say sum back as long as there is no problem..
Gurl 1:I dont like u
Gurl 2: She Pretty U Dumb..
Jalesha:thx girl number 1 fuck u gurl number 2
jalesha by 74u3vdkxyfh April 18, 2017
The handsome hunk . His smile can seduce anyone. He loves someone that he is five years older than him. Good in sports but best in studies.
He's so Jalesh , that he is better at studies and he makes other jealous
jalesh by Jalesh November 24, 2021
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