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The ship between the characters Jack and Ralph from Lord of the flies
Human 1: do you like jalph?
Human2:isn't that a ship between two twelve year old who tried to kill eachother?
Human 1:yeah!
Human2: do you ship that?
Human 1:yep
Human two: ok then......😳
Human 1: JALPHHH AHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHH 😩😤😭😄😏😣😅😁
Jalph by Jalph_shiper21 May 23, 2020
Words you can keep
A boy/girl with blonde hair palle skin and freckles.
Who wants to go beat the shit out of that Jalph!
Jalph by connorwrightsbrother January 11, 2009
Related Words
Jalph Jalphing Japhies japheth jalah Jalpa Japhia Jalp jalpan jalpesh
A member of the beat counterculture, or one who lives a beat lifestyle. Similar to a hippie. The term comes from Jack Kerouac's book "The Dharma Bums." (Japhy is the name of a character, modeled after Kerouac’s friend Gary Snyder.)
"Colleges being nothing but grooming schools for the middleclass non-identity which usually finds its perfect expression on the outskirts of the campus in rows of well-to-do houses with lawns and television sets in each living room with everybody looking at the same thing and thinking the same thing at the same time while the Japhies of the world go prowling in the wilderness..." --The Dharma Bums
Japhies by S.dedalus December 17, 2008
A sweet and caring girl. Very funny , has a great sense of humor. She is a great friend, beautiful personality, smart, but will tell it how it is, blunt at times, and honest. Very loyal and faithful. Best girlfriend you could have, will fight for and with you if needed.
Jalah made her own definition because the other one was crap. Suck it.
Jalah by lolhey2013 April 6, 2015
A cute boy with a lovely sense of humour and got catch for the ladies he respects the well being of others and trys to stay away from harm and dangerous prospectives
A japhet can kiss a girl and make her feel so loved
japhet by togluna December 27, 2011
A shy at times outspoken person who doesn't like fake people. Can be mean and hates attention. She is hardworking and doesn't put up with jokes or foolishness. Don't try to outsmart her because she knows your game and is winning. She should smile more though...
Sometimes you should be a Jaleh...
jaleh by thatgirloutside March 13, 2019
Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.
"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."

"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"
Jalping by J. Freeman May 19, 2006
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