Jakeing out

To hide like a bitch and watch your buddies die or getting raped top lane by renekton

Dude #1: Help me David!
Dude #2 Ignore that bitch. He' just jakeing out

by whosyourdaddyandwhatdoeshedo June 12, 2018

jaked-out

A house party that gets shut down by the cops.

"This party's getting too big. It'll be jaked-out any minute now."

by Anonymous7777777777 September 16, 2006

Jakeing out

The act of a good friend leaving a function, or party, without saying goodbye, because it is not what they want to do. They usually a 1986 Cream Yellow Thunderbird. They usually listen to an ipod with headphones, while driving.

Fuck that guy, he's Jakeing out!

by Krispee Kranberry Sauce July 14, 2009

Jake-Out

The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.

Also known as a "Parrish Pass"

Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"

by mattjerz April 10, 2011

Jake-in' out

making big or moderately large plans with one of your friends, family, or acquaintance. and at the last minute - abandoning then all at once with a very very stupid or pussy-ass reason.

Alex: so Jake, me and Mickey are on our way to pick you up.

Jake: Dude... i don't know if its gonna work out this time man.

Alex: why not? we've been planning this for like, two weeks!

Jake: dude... i like... stubbed my toe real bad. i cant even walk on it. it might be broken.

Alex: Jake-in' out! of course!

by Gazetti January 30, 2008

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

by appewy November 25, 2021

Jakeing Out

When your love for food has you zoning out.

Dude #1: *Thinking about food*
Dude #2: Hey dude, why are you staring off into the distance.
Dude #1: sorry dude, I was jakeing out...

by Timbenjamo April 23, 2018