mattjerz's definitions

Jake-Out

The act of leaving work ten to twenty minutes before anyone else via a preordained excuse, and trying to be stealthy about it so that nobody catches wind of you exiting the door.

Also known as a "Parrish Pass"

Jake: "What time is it? 5:15? I have to (insert excuse), think I'm going to Jake-out. Have a great weekend!"

by mattjerz April 10, 2011