jailhouse

the last hit of a cigarette (or the last of anything for that matter). comes from the plight of those incarcerated in jail and how desperate they are for a square - sometimes picking one up off the ground if they see it has even the slightest amount of tobacco left.

"i'm trying to quit smoking, could i just hit the jailhouse off your cig?"

"damn that toblerone looks good as hell, can i take the jailhouse off that?"

"before you cache that bowl, lemme try and hit the jailhouse."

jailhouse by chaz boyle September 25, 2006

Jailhouse C-section 

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

Jailhouse C-section by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

Jailhouse C-Section 

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012

Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

Jailhouse C-Section by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012

Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

OR

Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

Jailhouse Wallet by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

Jailhouse C-Section 

Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.

All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.

Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.

Jailhouse C-Section by casnasty November 3, 2012

Jailhouse C-section 

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?

Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

Jailhouse C-section by TheIronGiant November 3, 2012

Jailhouse Burrito 

Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.

It's Thursday night! Let's cook up some jailhouse burritos

Jailhouse Burrito by boss tweed August 13, 2015