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Jahzen is an outgoing and all over fun person to be around. He is super friendly and usually very tall. Jahzen’s height is usually above average height and many call him names because of that. Sometimes he may not say so, but he often feels insecure about name calling and bullying. Although many say he’s not, he also views himself as the third wheel in many friendships. Jahzen has the extremely rare ability to turn people gay. He is an extremely intelligent and attractive person and will attract all genders. He is quite fruity himself! He’s is a loyal, compassionate and trustworthy friend and if you know a Jahzen, you should consider yourself lucky. Jahzen is the coolest and friendliest person you’ll ever meet and he is always there when you need it the most. Jahzen is somewhat of a procrastinator but eventually he will get the work done. If you know a Jahzen, consider yourself extremely lucky. Jahzen is a very uncommon name to come across, and he will be one of the overall best people you’ve ever met. Jahzen is an extraordinary person and will accomplish many things in life.
Friend: “Wow, I’m so lucky to have you! You are such a great friend jahzen!”
Jahzen: “I’m always happy to help!”

Person 1: “Have you seen that guy over there? He seems super nice. I wish I had the courage to talk to him.”
Person 2: “Me too. He seems super friendly…I think I may even be a little attracted to him…”
Jahzen by justsomerandomguy077 February 2, 2024
Words you can keep
How followers of deceased rapper XXXTENTACION end their prayers.
Cleveland: Spotlight Uh, Moonlight Uh.

Marcos: Jahmen
Jahmen by Cleveland! January 28, 2019
Related Words
Jahzen Jahmen Janzen Jahcent jahden Jaheen jahendy jahsent jakzen jaxzen
A Jahden is very rare but they're extremely chill, very tough some say they have balls of steel. A Jahden has 100 percent chance of giving any girl an orgasm
Did he really just punch that kid in a face he must be named Jahden
jahden by George jenkin November 15, 2017

Pulling a jayzen 

Being an unwieldy amount of time late or early to an event of any sort
Person 1: Bro my man said he would go live like 2 months ago
Person 2: yeah he’s really pulling a jayzen isn’t he
A totally amazing guy that cares about your every word. He tends to worry too much about you which is really sweet. He calls you beautiful instead of hot and he'll actually talk to you about your problems if no one else will. He actually cares about your feelings and fears. He tells you he loves you at least once a day. He is altogether a really great guy.
person 1: who was that guy i saw you with?
person 2: thats jayzen. hes totally awesome and i love him so much.
Jayzen by derpderplady123 December 29, 2012
Jahzeels are very rare to have in your life and can sometimes be arrogant and can talk too much but they value their close ones highly but is very annoying. They are funny and overthinkers with huge hearts.They are very passionate and stand up for what they believe in.When you get a Jahzeel never let him go because you will regret it. He might be shy from time to time but Jahzeels are very talented, especially musically, and are leaders . They are also known for their optimistic nature which can be quite contagious
That guy is so annoying, he must be a Jahzeel
Jahzeel by Facts111 March 4, 2019
What followers of the one and only true god XXXTentacion say after finishing a prayer after “spotlight, uh, moonlight uh”
Shaggy: dear Jah, like please give me the power not to destroy these humans as they are naive to my immortal being. Spotlight, uh, moonlight, uh, Jahmen.

Ben Shapiro: okay, that was epic
Jahmen by Gopnitsa McBlin February 2, 2019
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