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to do onto yourself, someone, or something one that would satisfy the receiver's sexual desires
I would love to janzen right now.
JANZEN-IN MO AKO (translated from filipino to: "Please janzen me!")
janzen by daniks08 August 4, 2022
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Janzen • Janzenn • holden janzen • Jantzen • Janeen • jansen • Janene • Janken • jakzen • jaxzen
a smart bright women very sexy very hot usually has blonde hair blue eyes doesent care what people think about her nothing bad about her! she the best Best career is a Pediatrician or a surgeon Loves to Camp and lives in saskatchewan
Rebecca:Hey She's thinks she so cool!
Nicole: She is COOL you know why
Rebecca: Why!
NICOLE: CUZ SHE'S A JANZEN
Janzen by Dinosaureatunicorns July 9, 2011
To appease ones heightened sexual requirements
I would love you to Janzen me
JANZENIN MO AKO (filipino translation)
Janzen by daniks08 August 5, 2022

holden janzen 

Oh he's so Holden janzen
holden janzen by Holden Janzen December 8, 2017

Holden Janzen 

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.

I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
Janzell is often an awesome girl, who's a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and believes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determined to make her dreams a reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad in the head LOL, and just an all-round nice person and friend.
Janzell is so.. JANZELL!
Janzell by IMJUSTME. August 18, 2010
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