Jahsus 

The wonderful man who empowers us to do great things.

Yep, it's Jahsus.

Jahsus by Bendew July 20, 2020

Jahsus 

A Mix of the Words Jesus and the deceased Rapper XXXTENTACION(Jahseh Dwayne Onfroy)

Person 1: Why are they all afraid from Ligma?
Person 2: They don't pray enough to Jahsus

Jahsus by DuhaDD January 26, 2019

jawsus 

A nickname for youtube user pruane2 (now pruane2forever). Given to him because you could drive a semi inbetween his teeth.

He brought on the fury of anon with his anti-porn videos, yet he himself has not reached puberty.

Jawsus: thanks leyshizzle for subscribing.
anon: DENTAL PLAN!

jawsus by Mo the Great February 1, 2008

Jaysus

Dublin equivalent of Jesus.

Jaysus Anto are ye on the E Tabs.

Jaysus by Desigol November 19, 2004

Lard Tunderin Jaysus 

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

Lard Tunderin Jaysus by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

Jawsus 

Long long ago, the four elemental aspects of Gaia banded together to seal the evil of Jawsus underneath the earth... But in recent times, the behemoth has been awakened and now currently reeks havoc upon the innocent viewers of youtube. Just one look at his face is said to instantly make you want to pour 10 gallons of lemon juice on your eyes.

Frank: Dude, check out this youtube link...
Xander: OMG dude, it better not be another rick roll...
Frank: Oh, no it's not... hehehehehehehe.
Xander: OMGOMGOMG. WTF WAS THAT? GAH, I'M BLIND. AH!!!! *gouges eyes out with spork*
Frank: *takes off mask to reveal Jawsus' hideous face* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jawsus by Alabeastmode February 11, 2009

Jawsus 

Jawsus is an ignorant, autistic creature discovered upon the deep sea, i mean ... youtube
He was nicknamed by this name from our pal, shitdicknipples. He hates porn, has bad teeth in which you can make bridges in between. The Jawsus, calls himself the "Sexman", "Sexinator", and "Gang Bang Productions" because he dreams to be a pedophile/ molester just like his old man, Father John.
This creature was famous from the Attack of the show and being featured on youtube for our laugh
He likes to say shit a lot, because thats how he would describe himself
We have discovered, after the featured video, 10,000 b.c., we analyzed through our discussion and came with the conclusion that, he came from the prehistoric time, due to his caveman teeth, looks, and voice.
Currently, his names go by Daffy Duck and Pruneman, more likely Jawsus

Jawsus: My Rambo Review!

Hater: SO LONG DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES!

Jawsus by CchadPpherd August 5, 2008