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jawsus
A nickname for youtube user pruane2 (now pruane2forever). Given to him because you could drive a semi inbetween his teeth.
He brought on the fury of anon with his anti-porn videos, yet he himself has not reached puberty.
He brought on the fury of anon with his anti-porn videos, yet he himself has not reached puberty.
jawsus by Mo the Great February 1, 2008
Jaysus
Lard Tunderin Jaysus
The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.
Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time
Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time
Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.
Lard Tunderin Jaysus by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011
Jawsus
Long long ago, the four elemental aspects of Gaia banded together to seal the evil of Jawsus underneath the earth... But in recent times, the behemoth has been awakened and now currently reeks havoc upon the innocent viewers of youtube. Just one look at his face is said to instantly make you want to pour 10 gallons of lemon juice on your eyes.
Frank: Dude, check out this youtube link...
Xander: OMG dude, it better not be another rick roll...
Frank: Oh, no it's not... hehehehehehehe.
Xander: OMGOMGOMG. WTF WAS THAT? GAH, I'M BLIND. AH!!!! *gouges eyes out with spork*
Frank: *takes off mask to reveal Jawsus' hideous face* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Xander: OMG dude, it better not be another rick roll...
Frank: Oh, no it's not... hehehehehehehe.
Xander: OMGOMGOMG. WTF WAS THAT? GAH, I'M BLIND. AH!!!! *gouges eyes out with spork*
Frank: *takes off mask to reveal Jawsus' hideous face* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jawsus by Alabeastmode February 11, 2009
Jawsus
Jawsus is an ignorant, autistic creature discovered upon the deep sea, i mean ... youtube
He was nicknamed by this name from our pal, shitdicknipples. He hates porn, has bad teeth in which you can make bridges in between. The Jawsus, calls himself the "Sexman", "Sexinator", and "Gang Bang Productions" because he dreams to be a pedophile/ molester just like his old man, Father John.
This creature was famous from the Attack of the show and being featured on youtube for our laugh
He likes to say shit a lot, because thats how he would describe himself
We have discovered, after the featured video, 10,000 b.c., we analyzed through our discussion and came with the conclusion that, he came from the prehistoric time, due to his caveman teeth, looks, and voice.
Currently, his names go by Daffy Duck and Pruneman, more likely Jawsus
He was nicknamed by this name from our pal, shitdicknipples. He hates porn, has bad teeth in which you can make bridges in between. The Jawsus, calls himself the "Sexman", "Sexinator", and "Gang Bang Productions" because he dreams to be a pedophile/ molester just like his old man, Father John.
This creature was famous from the Attack of the show and being featured on youtube for our laugh
He likes to say shit a lot, because thats how he would describe himself
We have discovered, after the featured video, 10,000 b.c., we analyzed through our discussion and came with the conclusion that, he came from the prehistoric time, due to his caveman teeth, looks, and voice.
Currently, his names go by Daffy Duck and Pruneman, more likely Jawsus
Jawsus by CchadPpherd August 5, 2008
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