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The smoothest man on the planet earth. when he walks down the street, watch ya bitch. when jahnus says he got you...he got you. if you have a jahnus in your life you, are truly blessed.
bro i was walking with my girl and her bra started shaking, all of a sudden she just started walking...i knew jahnus was coming. that nigga be takin all my bitches
Jahnus by real nigga hours December 19, 2018
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The smoothest man on the planet earth. when he walks down the street, watch ya bitch. when jahnus says he got you...he got you. if you have a jahnus in your life you, are truly blessed.
bro i was walking with my girl and her bra started shaking, all of a sudden she just started walking...i knew jahnus was coming. that nigga be takin all my bitches
Jahnus by real nigga hours December 19, 2018
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A sexy ass individual that usually has a 7in
dick or bigger. He cannot help but to pull all the hoes without even trying.
Girl "Wow. That guy who stole your girlfriend is so fine"
Guy "uhhh he's such a jahnus"
jahnus by tht_one_chicken December 7, 2013

Janus Sanders

A snek boi just trying his best to help Thomas take care of himself.

Previous misconceived as a 'bad' part of Thomas.
But recently he was accepted by Patton and Thomas.
He is also quite mysterious and sarcastic.
Oh them. They are such a Janus Sanders, always being misconceived but is actually a bit mysterious. They really just try to help people though.
Everyone's favorite snek boi. The sassiest. Lies a lot. An amazing lawyer. Aggressively tells people to practice self-care. Threatened by Leslie Odom Jr. Is mean to princes. Likes to push people down the stairs.
Janus: So, I suppose now we begin compiling a list of people we need to nudge down a flight of stairs until they hold another round of callbacks?
Thomas: Oh my gosh, no!
Janus by reptilianrapscallion July 6, 2020

Janus Sanders

Janus Sanders or Deciet Sanders represents Thomas Sanders' Lying side in a popular series by he nane if Sanders Sides.He is a snek boi but not an evil one.His name was revealed in the episode called 'Putting others first,Selfishness vs selflessness redux'.He is shipped with many of the characters in the series but the ship called mociet is now thriving after the episode I mentioned earlier.There is a very large stan of him(I am part of that) which keeps growing and growing.
Some of his quotes:
"Your not stuck with an evil snake boy .... Your just stuck with a snek boi >:3"

"Oh Roman thank god you don't have a moustache otherwise we wouldn't know who the evil twin is"

Janus Sanders

Hugh Janus 

Meant to sound like "huge anus" - another one for the barwoman...
"Is there a Hugh Janus in here?"
Hugh Janus by Realcooltrader August 6, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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