Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.

Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.

Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Related Words

Jagot • Jagotbriggsed • Jago • Jagon • jaggot • Jagoo • jagstang • jagtik • jagat • Jagoda

Jaggot

Noun/verb: Jake + Faggot combined into a taco flavor. Usually you call someone a Jaggot when their name is Jake.

Jake, you're being a Jaggot again. Stop Jaggoting around!

Jaggot by Outrustled April 21, 2017

japots

Noone knows exactly what a japot is. Google searches result into webpages the mysterious person have made a mark ok. Only a select few truly know who the person behind the mystery is.

What the fuck is a japot?

japots by Japots August 4, 2004

jagbot

Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.

My bosshole Tim is such a JAGBOT.

jagbot by Mack57 September 1, 2008

Jadoted

Jadoted: comes from a famous Vayne player.
A Jadoted game means a game in which your closest friend and adc is playing Vayne and decides to leave you out (usually because he's tired) without any chance to win the so called game.

Damn this one is lost. Jadoted!
PERSON1: He left the game without any reason.
PERSON": You've been Jadoted!

Jadoted by Inquation July 24, 2019

JAOTWL

When something is so funny that you literally "Jizz All Over The Wall Laughing"

Man! That bitches face was so funny i JAOTWL!!!

JAOTWL by Joerard & Chazuso February 6, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026