jagbot 

Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.

My bosshole Tim is such a JAGBOT.

jagbot by Mack57 September 1, 2008

Jaggot

Noun/verb: Jake + Faggot combined into a taco flavor. Usually you call someone a Jaggot when their name is Jake.

Jake, you're being a Jaggot again. Stop Jaggoting around!

Jaggot by Outrustled April 21, 2017

jabotay 

An insult with no actaul meaning

Mikhail Inamdar is a jabotay,
Kai Shand is a jabotay

jabotay by Jaboota March 22, 2011

jagjot

a sexci mofo that is sweet, caring, committed, funny and is suchaa hawtiieeee. If you get him dont let him do cuz he'll be the only thing you need and you will be set for life.

Girl 1: I need a, committed, caring, sweet, HAILARIOUS, guy but i dont where to find a guy like that

Girl 2: You mean a, Jagjot?

Girl 1: YESSHHH

Girl 2: do you want have wild nights for the rest of your life and millions of kids??

Girl 1: YESS PLEASEE

Girl 2: YOU NEED A JAGJOT IN YO LIFE

jagjot by retardedobsessedlova December 20, 2013

jagbomb 

A jag bomb is an alcoholic drink that contains a shot of Jagermeister with Red Bull. It really fucks you up since the Red Bull is full of sugar and caffeine, and the Jag has a ton of alcohol in it. You won't know whether to run around like an idiot or stand still and start weaving. Believe me, you'll feel like doing both.

I need 20 jagbombs! (Thows a $100 bill on the bar.)

jagbomb by Cyson November 16, 2006

Jagotbriggsed

(Pronounciation: jah-got-briggsed)

Describes the negative position that one is in after being screwed over or tricked by a scheming person.

Katy: "I can't believe I fell for all his lies again."
Chris: "Jagotbriggsed!"

Jagotbriggsed by BooYah Grandma1010 September 15, 2010

Jambot 

Jambot can speak French in Russian and once had an awkward situation just to see how it feels.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.
He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his dick.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His dick alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early.
He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken.
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
He once taught his German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.
He actually struck gold picking his nose.

Holy shit, he looks like Jambot. We should run.

I heard kimbo won the fight, but jambot knocked him out in the parking lot after.

Yea man, he pulled a jambot and kicked both their asses.

Jambot by Ryan A. Freeman February 3, 2010