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Jagermeister 

You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes a princess fall asleep, then the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
I was at the Pike house last night and had some Jagermeister. Next thing I know I'm naked in the bathroom throwing up.
Jagermeister by Master Hunter January 27, 2013

Jagermeister 

Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.
Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like.
Jagermeister by KingTT February 5, 2004

Jägerbitch 

Jäger in a shot glass dropped into a tall glass containing a 50/50 mix of beer and Red Bull. A more epic (more alcoholic) version of the Jägerbomb! Fun! Highly chuggable.

Alternative method of preparation: gently pour one shot's worth of ice cold Jägermeister on top of a wide glass containing a 50/50 mix of ice cold and foamy beer and Red Bull ==> you'll get a layered/gradient Jägerbitch. That's how I like my Jäger, bitch!

Example conversation:
Waitress: "What can I get y'all?"
Average Joe: "I'd like a Jägerbitch!"
Waitress: "Whoa hold it right there, are you calling me a b*tch?!"
Average Joe: "By no means, I'm merely referring to this awesome new drink! It's one shot of Jäger dropped into a 50/50 mix of glacial-friggin-cold beer and red bull."
Waitress: "I like your style. Coming right up."
To unwind after work, I like to have myself a Jägerbitch.
Jägerbitch by Jeraen July 24, 2014

jagermeister master 

1. drinking warm makes that person a jagermeister master

2. taking a shotski makes you a jagermeister master.

jagermeister 

a.k.a. Liquid Crack. it will make you do things most liquor won't.
its all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up sexing up fat chicks.
jagermeister by Rexall October 12, 2004

Jägermeister 

Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.

Also see Jagermeister
Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like
Jägermeister by KingTT February 5, 2004