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A guy that is always the third wheel in a relationship, everyone blames him for everything and he always takes it well.
Wow Jaffey.

What are you doing Jaffey?
Jaffey by SupaSimon January 29, 2015
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Jaffy is a name derived from the ancient Palestinian port city of Jaffa located seaward of Tel-Aviv the largest city in Israel. Japho (Jaffo translated in Greek) is also in reference to this ancient city located on the Mediterranean Sea.

Jaffa was a stopping point for Christians on the pilgrimage to Jerusalem. This region is the cradle of Freemasonry and where the Knights of the Templar discovered King Solomon's treasure.

Jaffy is a name for someone from this region or with ties to this historically rich and fascinating part of the world.
"I feel like King Solomon or another Jaffy looking out over the sea on the walls of Jaffa"

"Lets go ask Jaffy how they built these sea walls that have lasted centuries"
Jaffy by Alexandro Sicily July 18, 2020
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Jeffey Blanket 

A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.
She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!

Faisel Jaffer 

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person
Faisel Jaffer by Shin Ta November 10, 2008
Synonym of retard or massive drongoloid. A Jaffry is a term used in Northern England to define a person below the average IQ (which is below 30 in England).
" Yooooo have you seen this retard ?

- Yeah he's such a Jaffry. "
a Jaffry by ScottfucksAlex's Mom January 15, 2021

Faisel Jaffer 

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".
Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!
Faisel Jaffer by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016

Jaffeeed 

The process of being seduced by the charm and wit of a Jaffe resulting in some type of sexual exchange.
Person #1: Damn all those girls hooked up with that one guy.
Person #2: Yeah! They just got fucking Jaffeeed!
Jaffeeed by Jason Jaffe January 3, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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