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cleanly shaven testcles and not forgetting to exfoliate.
are u going to jacomb your balls tonight?
Jacomb by bloodyidiot September 11, 2009
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Jacob Reed 

Man, Jacob Reed is too crazy.
Jacob Reed by Demon the mistical pony December 31, 2011

jacob bae 

men sucks except this one he's fine. actually he's amazing and he's literally good in everything he does list it down singing dancing playing instruments basketball volleyball being a stuntman EVERYTHING. he even got good manners and very nice towards other human beings. and nice smiles. and he's a whole ass visual too. i love him you should do too. and he thirst traps. but it's fine i guess.
oh my god jacob bae **surprised noises**

i really love jacob bae
jacob bae by kevin best boy August 23, 2020

chosen jacobs

He’s the most amazing ,kind and beautiful boy in the whole world. He played Mike at It 2017. Also he sings “Losers” from the It soundtrack,if you haven’t heard it,like,WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??

And last but not least,he’s smile makes him even MORE perfect,when I saw him smiling I feel so complete,he’s literally adorable
My dream is to meet Chosen Jacobs
chosen jacobs by janehopper February 21, 2018

karl jacobs 

Content creator (twitch streamer, youtuber), friend of mrbeast, and cutie.

ps: he has some nice fits :)
karl jacobs by pissbbi September 21, 2020

Jacobellis

To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.
Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.
Jacobellis by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

Gillian Jacobs 

Actress born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and after graduating from Mt. Lebanon High School in 2000, Jacobs moved to New York City to study acting at The Juilliard School.

She is currently starring on the hit tv show Community on NBC.
Her unique charm and facial expressions will have you hooked.
actress community Joel Mchale Julliard Pennsylvania Gillian Jacobs
Gillian Jacobs by rockla March 27, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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