JacobWong

The best human you’ll ever have the chance to meet He is smart, kind and stunningly beautiful. His bussy is fire too.

Let’s go see that boy JacobWong and use him.

JacobWong by Bedroom.Daddy November 26, 2023

Marley Jacobson 

A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.

The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,

and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wife: What the hell is that?

Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.

Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?

Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?

Marley Jacobson by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 21, 2013

jacobing up the place

to fag up the place

"Cool party man." - Brad
"Oh shit, Jacob's here." - Alan
"Let's run before he starts jacobing up the place." - Brad

jacobing up the place by RUNFROMJACOB.COM November 1, 2011

Jacobing 

To walk back & forth past a camera,door, window,etc

Person 1: why were you jacobing past that news camera

Person 2: because I just got on tv 14 times

Jacobing by Sh'Dynasty October 1, 2013

jacobonium 

1: a little know element resembling scandium, but with more impact to baseball ratio per square inch.

2: Discovered by Dirk Jacobine in the late 1900's, jacobonium is used in baseball bats, golf clubs, and stripper poles around the world.

3: can be used as an adverb, commonly abbreviated as "jacked"

1: "Alex, can you grab me some more jacobonium, i need to make this bat longer and lighter then any other bat in senior league history"

2: Fan1: "He just jacked that one outta here" Fan2: "No, it's too high" Fan1: "Too high?"...

jacobonium by SnoozeDog November 26, 2010

Jacobson 

A very restless man in bed that never wants to quit.

That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!

Jacobson by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010

Col. Jacobson 

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)

(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"

Col. Jacobson by Laskou January 14, 2011