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jackpotted

Allowing something to build and then dumping it on someone all at once. Often this is a workplace discipline issue where many minor or even not minor events are allowed to build without notice of violation and then once sufficiently large can be used against an employee all at once to justify a large penalty or termination. Can also be used in an emotional sense in the instance of a lover or family member who at one time recites all the real and perceived misdeeds against them despite having never voiced displeasure previously.
Jack was never told that sitting at his desk one minute late daily was a problem until 6 months into his job his manager jackpotted him with a cumulative 130 minute tardy violation for which he was terminated.
jackpotted by ARegularGuy August 29, 2013
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JackPotted

A consensual sex act in which a man swallows a roll of coins of his choosing. Approximately 12 hours later, during an intimate encounter with a partner (man or woman), he sits on their face. The partner then reaches around, grabs his penis, and pulls downward in a jacking-off motion. With each pull, he farts into their mouth until the coins begin to emerge. Once the coins appear, he shouts, "Jackpot! DING DING DING DING DING – we have a winner!"
Sarah: "I'm telling you Debra, Mike and my sex life has just gotten so lifeless and stale"
Debra: "Sarah, you just need to get jackpotted! Willard and I do it every 3rd Tuesday and we're thriving."
JackPotted by Frodo T Baggin November 19, 2025

jackpotting around 

Term popularized by Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan referring to goofing around, taking bad shots, trying to be flashy, and/or not paying attention.
"I was satisfied with the team's performance overall. Deron did a good job finding his teammates and everyone did a great job of getting to the basket. No one was jackpotting around out there."

jackbooted thugs

n.

1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.

2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.

3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.

4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.
The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.
jackbooted thugs by Eleusis October 14, 2003

jackpotting 

V. doing something that you should not... or using an implement for a purpose other then its intended purpose. Jackpotting always result in someone getting hurt and or something getting broken
"billy get off the roof of that car and stop jackpotting!"
jackpotting by Alliebabowa December 5, 2007

Jackpotting 

Sexual practice in which elderly folk perform surprise anal sex on others whilst they lean over a slot machine at a casino. Often this is facilitated by the receiver leaning on a walker.
"Herbert, let's head down to the Aisle of Capri Casino this Saturday for the buffet and some Jackpotting."
Jackpotting by LeechBucket December 18, 2011

Jackpotting 

The action of taking a dump on the ground next to a toilet rather than in the toilet itself. It is customary to call out any identifiable item of which there are three or more contained in the jackpot.
1) Let's get out of here, someone is jackpotting in the bathroom.
2) James Franco is jackpotting in the bathroom again, he called out triple plum... I guess it's better than triple bars.
Jackpotting by Thingskidssay July 4, 2017