a jack liascos is a manly specimen who grows facial hair faster than viagra grows a dick. he is known for a hot sister who gets piped by eddie betts on the daily even though eddie betts freezes whenever she is in the vacinity. jack liascos is a retarded creature with many weaknesses, some weaknesses are that he is unable to leave ice cream in a freezer and doesn't know the recipe for a chocolate
milkshake. he is also angered by basketballs on the roof,
EVAN SPENCE and when people steel his
pillow when he is trying to nap.