Jack Lag

The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.

My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.

Jack Lag by Killerontheroad January 20, 2016

Jack Lag

The dissociative experience to real time upon watching several consecutive episodes of the Fox television show "24."

Similar to the feeling of jet lag when traveling between different time zones and experiencing a disconnection between the body's time clock and the actual time. A similar feeling occurs after watching Bauer Hour for too long.

"I've just watched 5 straight episodes of Bauer Hour and I don't know what time it is in real life. Oh well, I'll just go with whatever the last time was on the show, I'm Jack lagged"

Jack Lag by JohnBoyIce Geronimo March 7, 2009

Jack Lagrande 

a happy man who has made better decisions in the future

i love jack lagrande, hit the stiffy!!

Jack Lagrande by annonomatopoeia May 29, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012