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Definitions by Killerontheroad

The adverse affects of a drastic change in one's masturbation cycle. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): blue-balls, fatigue, insomnia, irritation, aggressive behavior, impaired short-term memory, inability to focus, depression, and suicidal thoughts. If you or some bro you know is suffering from any of these symptoms as a result of celibacy, please seek professional help immediately.
My mom is staying with me for the holidays, so I've got some pretty bad Jack Lag.
Jack Lag by Killerontheroad January 20, 2016