lagrande

The best last name anyone can have. If you meet a lagrande, try to marry them because of their cool last name

I wish I married a lagrande

lagrande by BigChingus09 December 15, 2021

Jack Lagrande 

a happy man who has made better decisions in the future

i love jack lagrande, hit the stiffy!!

Jack Lagrande by annonomatopoeia May 29, 2025

LaGrange Hot 

The misconception that a mediocre girl from LaGrange College is actually a hot girl due to the lack of actual hot girls there to set the standards high.

Guy1: Damn man. That might be the most beautiful girl I've seen all year.
Guy2: Dude you need to get out in the real world because she is only LaGrange Hot at best.

LaGrange Hot by jike56youtube4eva November 4, 2009

foreskin lagrange point

the point where your foreskin is perfectly balanced, not rolling up or down

man Derek has a really high foreskin lagrange point

foreskin lagrange point by 4skin420 April 12, 2021

LeGrande 

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.

Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL

LeGrande by sandspit November 25, 2007

LaGrange 

A Western suburb of Chicago that is close enough to Chicago to realize how boring the suburbs are and how sweet Chicago is. "Downtown" of the suburb shuts down on a weekend night around 9pm as the only people who really go out in downtown LaGrange are either parents over 30 who frequent the 50+ restaurants or are the junior high kids who stand outside of Starbucks and try to act like badasses, but have a 9:30pm curfew.

"Drinking a caramel macchiatto while standing on the corner of LaGrange Rd. and Harris while holding my skateboard makes me feel like a badass."

LaGrange by HinsdaleCentralSucksMore May 2, 2006

Lagrange Point 

A Lagrange point is a place relative to two large bodies (e.g, the Sun and the Earth, or the Sun and Jupiter) where the gravitational and centrifigal forces on a small body that remains at the same point relative to the two large bodies are balanced.

x - (1 - ì)(x - ì)/|x - ì|³ - ì(x + 1 - ì)/|x + 1 - ì|³ = 0

Lagrange Point by bob October 6, 2004