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The best last name anyone can have. If you meet a lagrande, try to marry them because of their cool last name
I wish I married a lagrande
lagrande by BigChingus09 December 15, 2021
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Jack Lagrande 

a happy man who has made better decisions in the future
i love jack lagrande, hit the stiffy!!

LaGrange Hot 

The misconception that a mediocre girl from LaGrange College is actually a hot girl due to the lack of actual hot girls there to set the standards high.
Guy1: Damn man. That might be the most beautiful girl I've seen all year.
Guy2: Dude you need to get out in the real world because she is only LaGrange Hot at best.
LaGrange Hot by jike56youtube4eva November 4, 2009

foreskin lagrange point

the point where your foreskin is perfectly balanced, not rolling up or down
man Derek has a really high foreskin lagrange point

LeGrande 

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.
Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL
LeGrande by sandspit November 25, 2007

LaGrange 

A Western suburb of Chicago that is close enough to Chicago to realize how boring the suburbs are and how sweet Chicago is. "Downtown" of the suburb shuts down on a weekend night around 9pm as the only people who really go out in downtown LaGrange are either parents over 30 who frequent the 50+ restaurants or are the junior high kids who stand outside of Starbucks and try to act like badasses, but have a 9:30pm curfew.
"Drinking a caramel macchiatto while standing on the corner of LaGrange Rd. and Harris while holding my skateboard makes me feel like a badass."

Lagrange Point 

A Lagrange point is a place relative to two large bodies (e.g, the Sun and the Earth, or the Sun and Jupiter) where the gravitational and centrifigal forces on a small body that remains at the same point relative to the two large bodies are balanced.
x - (1 - ì)(x - ì)/|x - ì|³ - ì(x + 1 - ì)/|x + 1 - ì|³ = 0
Lagrange Point by bob October 6, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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