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Jack Chick 

Sort of like Jerry Falwell, but Jack Chick writes comics. Common themes include Catholics, Muslims, and anyone who isn't Jack Chick going to hell. God is a reoccuring character in his comics, depicted as a giant guy with no face who sends people to hell nonstop.

Jack Chick Is anti-catholic, halloween, rock 'n roll, D and D, Muslim, Jew, evolution, and apparently satan. Canada is anti-Jack Chick.

Jack Chick's form of Christianity consists of not going to church, not doing good works, telling people they're going to hell, and believing in Jesus really, really hard.
Ben: Hey, you wanna go worship satan in Canada while listening to Rock 'n Roll on Halloween while playing D and D and practicing the Jewish faith?

Nick: Nah, Jack Chick said not to do that.
Jack Chick by Nick Dietrich January 1, 2009

jack chillin 

its like chillin but not just chillin, is jack chillin
friend 1- "hey bro what you doing?"
Friend 2-" nothing, just jack chillin."
jack chillin by handle56 July 14, 2017

jack chirac 

According to Chiracean theory cows will soon fly to mars.
jack chirac by ximbroglio July 15, 2003

jack chirac 

jack chirac by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Jack chitos

A handsome man that is so fucking sexy. He is so kind and all the girls love him. He has strait A's.
Look at jack chitos he is so sexy. I am going to ask him to have sex because i want some cum.
Jack chitos by 6hi6 November 21, 2017

Jack Chick Tract 

A quasi-religious tract sized similar to a "Tijuana Bible" in comic-book format, tending to the overly lurid and tasteless (hence, unintentionally hilarious) in its desire of "winning hearts and minds to Christ." Named for its creator (1924-2016), who was notorious for refusing interviews and, hence, the subject of much speculation.
How many Jack Chick Tracts have you found on your walks today?