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Jacksimp 

A male, normally ages 13 - 21, who thinks that Viggo Mortensen breaking his toes in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002 movie adaptation, by Peter Jackson is the greatest thing to happen in the histoy of cinema, and ignores every single aspect of the movies that somewhat goes against or directly contradict JRR Tolkiens writing and storytelling. Some even go so far to insult and undermine Tolkien's son Christopher, who continued editing and publishing his fathers unfinished works for 4 decades, and has expressed extreme disdain for Jackson's movies.

A known breeding ground for Jacksimps is r/LOTRmemes.
Man, people who read the first 3 chapters of Lord of the Rings and stop because the pacing is slower than the movies are real Jacksimps.
Jacksimp by PhoenixTrite September 28, 2020
Related Words
prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone whose name starts with a "J" on the belief that one's own race is superior.
"stop hating on jom omg your so jacist i can't believe this"

ps. if you think this is a thing to accuse people of your most likely mentally retarded or some sad person on the internet

jacism is retarded.
jacism by tezzyup March 15, 2020
A journalists Political predjudice, discrimination, and antagonism directed at someone based on the belief that that person(s) are guilty, regardless of the evidence put before them.
Most Journalists comit Jacism when they have their own political views...
Jacism by Kenidjack_Man June 1, 2020

Japisimo 

When a Jewish American Prince (JAP) exemplifies toxic masculinity in an effort to conceal insecurities (machismo)
That dude in the corner is demonstrating such japisimo tendencies, trying to look all hot with his arms crossed and daddy’s Rolex on the wrist
Japisimo by jewishjet February 21, 2021

jacksimus 

A craving of sniffing random peoples buttholes. Usually on hot sweaty days after eating spicy tacos.
Ohh baby after we eat can I Jacksimus you?

That butthole was superb for jacksimusing
jacksimus by Chazknight March 25, 2021

Jaisimyn 

A really pretty girl that plays lots of sports doesn’t hang with to many stays to her self mean when you really get to know her but that’s her love language
Jaisimyn is very mean
Jaisimyn by anonymous November 23, 2021